Disclaimer: This may make very little sense since it was written at 5 am... hell its nonsensical ramblings
I woke up this morning at 5 am after a dream in which I died, went to heaven only they didn't want to let me in due to my contempt for religion, but told them where to get off, walked in a god tried to kick me out but since I didn't give a shit he had no power over me (the Abrahamic god seems to work very well with fear) so then I decide to kill god, that was fun :D... end dream
so now I'm sat up thinking about this and what I would then do, first I go to earth and tell people to chill the fuck out, and stop all these wars over oil... hell it even looks like WWI was all over oil.... no one man is popular enough that his assassination would prompt a reaction like that. In my half asleep mind I then wonder how people will be sure that they are really hearing me or if they think they are going insane (since I'm invisible now... well I assumed I would be) so I tell everyone to scratch there nose at the same time... that way they all know everyone is in on it. I go on to tell them all religion is bull shit so no need to fight over that any more, and then give the world lots of magic batteries (yes I know this isn't all the worlds problems solved but it would be hard to fuck that world up, plus its 5am so yeah)
I then go onto think that since I was a church boy for all those years then maybe I got into heaven but the second I get there I am put under a delusion that allows me to rebel against god and bringing an end to religion, so god sat back and allowed to believe that I was sorting the worlds problems out, but he would have known that I would come to this conclusion but knew I wouldn't care as it would allow me to believe that I had either killed god or out smarted him in realising that, though I wouldn't have out smarted since this would have been his plan all along, but knew I would be happy thinking "you clever bastard god... I still think your a fucking useless shit though" and be able to be in heaven with him and still show pure contempt for him.... either that or I killed his useless ass.
I then began to think (well had been thinking the entire time) that for any of this to be even have possible (yes I know I'm talking crap and none of it is possible but this was my thought process) then I would have to have a physical body since thoughts are just firings of electrons in a bit of meat. I then went on to think how none of truly have free will since our brain is just a very complicated computer where input determines output, the more input there is the more "intelligent" an output you get. We have been receiving input for billions of years (both before the individual is born and during the individuals life) so it's a complicated procedure but still boils down to input=output. Because it is complicated we have a misplaced sense of importance and intelligence which in itself is a result of input. This then got me thinking about the evolution of man and eventually came to the conclusion that if cavemen hadn't been so scared of the dark the likely hood of religion coming into existence goes down (yes I know there is more to it than that but I'm getting bored of typing), so if there was no such thing as religion I wouldn't be laying here at 5 fucking am when I have work at 9.... stupid ass cavemen.... also this is why I never answer honestly when people ask me what I'm thinking about... it takes too long to explain.
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